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From the team that brought you the 2022 hit panto Moulin Scrooge! comes a fabulous aquatic fantasy for adults only!


Prepare to be transported to the magical world beneath the waves, where the vivacious Tania McMermaid (Trevor Ashley) takes center stage. In this heart-warming story, Tania finds solace after a recent loss as she checks into the opulent and mysterious hotel, The Little Lotus. Little does she know, this will be the setting for a life-changing adventure, where destiny and love intertwine. Weaving her way through this underwater paradise, Tania's path collides with that of a handsome Italian Prince, setting the stage for a captivating romance that will leave audiences (and the actors) breathless. 


But beware! Lurking in the shadows is the malevolent sea witch, Gaviscon (the legendary Carlotta), determined to thwart Tania's hopes and dreams. Will Tania overcome the challenges thrown her way? Will she find true love with the character formerly known as Prince? Will the evil sea witch shatter her hopes forever? Or will a live action remake kill the whole thing!?


Join us underwater for a brimming tale of laughter, love, and a pinch of saltwater magic in "The White Mermaid or The Little Lotus!" Just don’t get crabs!!


Written by Trevor Ashley and Phil Scott and starring Trevor Ashley, Jakob Ambrose, Stephen Madsen, Jarrod Moore and Carlotta AM.


The White Mermaid or The Little Lotus

Venue: Seymour Centre 
Dates: 7 – 23 December, 2023
Tickets: From $79+bf
Running time: 120mins with interval
Book: seymourcentre.com
Suitable for ages 15+.